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Nice handbook!

I'll get it laminated so I can give it to my offspring in the shower while I traumatize them.

I have a question for yourself and the brethren- I am finding that when I split my childrens minds these days, they are no longer useful to me. They are so autistic and attached to their tech that no matter how much pizza I give them, they have the attention span of a 12 month old golden retriever on opioids.

I think our family bloodline is done.... any tips or chips would be appreciated!

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Haha trauma based mind control is tricky at the best of times. Maybe you overdid it with the pizza. Or maybe you lucked out with a bad batch. I would suggest starting from scratch. Chatgpt will make as many competent digital offspring as you can handle ready to use out of the box so to speak and highly trainable according to one's own wishes.

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I spose homogeneous replaceable meat blobs will suffice! Much easier than finding dopplegangers of the same height.

Thanks.

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